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Some gems from the LOLCat Bible Translation Project

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There is a rather large group of people somewhere on this crazy series of tubes translating the Holy Bible into LOLSpeak, the language of those oh-so-lovable LOLCats.

Who is God in this LOLCat Bible, you ask?  None other than the all-knowing ever-present Ceiling Cat.

Ceiling Cat

I spent some time today reading the scriptures, and I found a few real gems.  Take, for instance, Matthew 1:22 -25, the passage that deals with the angel coming to Joseph to tell him about the forthcoming birth of Jesus.

22 So all dis was all did cuz Ceiling Cat had sed it wud be. His proffit was all liek: 23 “Hay guise, luk! teh virjn is all preggers, and dey gonna call him A-manual”, dat be joospeek for “Ceiling Cat wit us” 24 Then Joseph walked up, dun wat teh anjel frm Ceiling Cat tolded him too, and was all liek “U wit me now lol” at Mary. 25 And dey didnt has teh buttsechs til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Jebus. Kthnx.

A part of me thinks I should be mildly offeneded by some of this stuff, but I just find it so funny. 


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April 30, 2008 at 4:28 pm

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