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International perspective on our presidential election

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I had to pass along this gem from Dvorak Uncensored. This was emailed to John from a reader who got it from her mother in Denmark.

We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election in the US.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman with big tits who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there really a contest here?


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April 29, 2008 at 9:19 am

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The Democrats never cease to amaze me

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The Democratic Party has done it again – they have managed to demonstrate more dysfunction than the competition.

In 2000, they managed to nominate the only goofball that could win the popular vote and lose the election. In 2004, they found the one jerk who could manage a loss to Dubya.

And in 2008, they will nominate an extremely liberal orator who will lose to John McCain.

A recent poll by The Associated Press says that Clinton has a better chance at beating McCain than Obama, despite the fact that the New York senator is statistically eliminated from competition.

Obama is the one jerk who can lose to a Republican in ’08 – and a Republican conservatives don’t even really like, at that.

It is past time to scrap this party and start over. Somehow, the Democrats have achieved the Washington dream-scenario – they pander to every special-interest group at once – and it has created a lack of true leadership at the helm.

With as low an approval rating as the Bush White House has garnered, the Incredible Hulk or even Jason Calacanis would be a slam dunk against any competition.

Dems, you had your chance to turn back to the Clinton family for help and you chose a different path.

Now, it’ll be four more years of McSame.

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April 28, 2008 at 11:34 am

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